Joke Mara

Frog Wedding !!

2010-04-26T02:36:00.000-07:00

TOI reported the strangest wedding ever...and no it was not Sania Mirza and Shoaib Akhtar's but it was villagers arranging a wedding of frogs to appease the rain gods at Beldanga in West Bengal’s Murshidabad on Sunday, 25th April 2010.Amazing - here are actual photos of the bride and groom !!

The Heights of Laziness !!!!

2010-01-21T05:20:00.001-08:00

More Funny T-Shirts

2010-01-16T04:51:00.000-08:00

Hilarious But Adult Tantra T shirts

2010-01-04T04:36:00.000-08:00

Hilarious But Adult Tantra T shirts

Cool Amby...Ambassador

2009-11-07T01:07:00.001-08:00

Cool Amby...Ambassador- it really is the coolest desi car

An Innovative way to use a PC monitor

2009-11-07T01:05:00.000-08:00

An Innovative way to use a PC monitor.... HA HA as a cage !!

Pigtails Helmet

2009-11-07T01:04:00.001-08:00

Pigtails Helmet - verrrrryyyy convienient ?????? non removable !!!! LOL

Go to GAP Mission Flowchart

2009-10-10T19:31:00.000-07:00

a Man and a Woman buying jeans from GAP - HA HA

13 Desi Nude Chicks Waiting

2009-10-10T19:30:00.000-07:00

HA HA HA GOTCHA !!:-)

Water Overloaded

2009-10-10T19:28:00.000-07:00

that looks real difficult to pull on a bicycle !!

Toilets in the Great Wall of China ??

2009-10-09T04:44:00.000-07:00

Toilets in the Great Wall of China ??

This is what taxpayers money is used for in the US ????

2009-10-09T04:43:00.001-07:00

This is what taxpayers money is used for in the US ????

New Cheap Nokia N99 Phone

2009-10-09T04:38:00.000-07:00

HA HA HA LOL i am sure it works exactly the same :)

The Swine Flu Wedding Reception

2009-09-15T04:31:00.001-07:00

HA HA HA LOL

This is the Wedding Dude For Sure

2009-09-15T04:29:00.000-07:00

This is the Wedding Dude For Sure - but you need to be able to read Hindi to understand this. This guy aged 84 has married 86 times and has a 170 children - WOOAH Who says Viagra is needed !!

Funny Sign Board Yet Again

2009-09-15T04:27:00.001-07:00

Funny Sign Board Yet Again - In India we desi's never quit :_)

Make Love Not War

2009-08-12T06:41:00.000-07:00

Make Love Not War... :-)

A Hotel In Peshawar Pakistan

2009-08-12T06:40:00.001-07:00

A Hotel In Peshawar Pakistan ........amazing and guys this is no joke !!

Bath Timings - Funny Sign Board

2009-08-02T02:28:00.000-07:00

Bath Timings Here - Funny Sign Board

Cockroaches getting cancer signboard

2009-07-20T21:00:00.000-07:00

LOL - signboard at a hotel talk about being Kafkaesque !!

The Watermelon Bed - An afternoon siesta ?

2009-07-20T20:58:00.000-07:00

Do Not Disturb !!! Ouch looks uncomfortable though a watermelon mattress !!

A Toilet Paper Dispenser for Colds !!

2009-07-20T20:52:00.000-07:00

Imagine if someone has a perpetual cold - HA HA HA

Attacks Being Condomed !!

2009-07-14T05:07:00.000-07:00

priceless - LOL

Dr Banchod & Chootia !!

2009-07-14T05:04:00.000-07:00

HA HA HA - to those of you who did nor understand these words Bhenchoth and CHootia are extrememly colourful Hindi abuses involving private parts -

The Desi Viagra Bedsheet !!

2009-07-14T05:01:00.000-07:00

The Desi Viagra Substitute !! Desi's are the biggest marketing guys in the woirls - the biggest sales pitch in the universe !! LOL

Some guys will do anything to make a sale !!

Talk about Overloading !!

2009-05-27T05:00:00.000-07:00

This guy is the ultimate nariyal autowallah - woith a VERRRY HEEEAVY load of nariyals

Iraq Ka Pani Petrol

2009-05-27T04:57:00.000-07:00

This should be a save the environment ad for sure Source [mumbai mirror]

Computer Le Lo !!!

2009-05-25T05:57:00.000-07:00

Computer Le Lo !!! LOL

High Tech Sadhus WIth Mobiles

2009-05-25T05:55:00.000-07:00

High Tech Sadhus With Mobiles - This is something that happens only in India !! Hamara Bharat Mahaaan :-)

Noodle Cooling Fan

2009-05-11T08:18:00.000-07:00

Noodle Cooling Fan - need one invented for eating sizzlers !!

USA is the King of Brand Advertising

2009-05-11T08:17:00.001-07:00

USA is the King of Brand Advertising - Check it out !!

Bill Gates New Line of Business

2009-05-11T08:16:00.001-07:00

HA HA HA - LOL talk about tech savvy tea !!

What is it about Desi's & Car Loans

2009-05-07T06:36:00.000-07:00

HA HA HA - the jokes on the wife - Read the stickers on this car !!

Source [Mumbai Mirror]

Signboards for Dogs

2009-05-06T10:18:00.000-07:00

Signboards for Dogs ... This can happen only in Amrika ( I mean America bhai)

Why girls are Evil !!!!

2009-05-06T10:15:00.000-07:00

Dishwasher for Men

2009-05-06T10:14:00.000-07:00

dishwasher for men - HA HA HA

Some Really Funny Photos of Pakistan

2009-05-02T06:49:00.000-07:00

Some Really Funny Photos of Pakistan !!!

Why Do Men Snore ?

2009-04-27T06:59:00.000-07:00

Why Do Men Snore ? - Have a look to find out !!

Police In India & Pakistan Vs Police in Other Countries

2009-04-27T06:55:00.000-07:00

So how many time shave Hindi movies shown us that the police are always the last to arrive ? Anyway this is really funny - I saw it at a forum -

Police In India & Pakistan Vs Police in Other Countries - The first is US Police, second is British Police, then comes German Police then Pakistani Police ( HA HA ) and then our Indian police.

Google in 2084

2009-04-27T06:53:00.000-07:00

Google in 2084 LOL !!!!! HA HA HA !!!!

T Shirt Humour for IT Geeks

2009-04-26T07:28:00.001-07:00

T Shirt Humour for IT Geeks and I dont mean Income Tax !!!

Hilarious Business Cards

2009-04-26T07:25:00.000-07:00

Hilarious Business Cards - the doctor actually has a condom as a business card where the address is visable only when it is blown up !! LOL !!

IPL 2009 Spoofs

2009-04-26T07:20:00.001-07:00

Wicked wicked but LOL !!

Have a look at more of deep tonsils IPL funny wicked humour at the link below !!

IPL 2 Spoofs

Also worth reading is the fakeiplplayers blog - click on link below

fake ipl players blog

Kamasutra pose lands couple in Hospital !!

2009-04-23T06:19:00.001-07:00

NOw this is what we call a real life joke - A couple in Russia landed up calling an ambulance and being rushed to the hospital for trying out a kamasutra pose ( called Indrani) at home. LOL !! HA HA HA Maybe Kamasutra books should be hnaded out/sold with a "Do not try this at home" warning. HA HA HA -

Ivan Sokolov, 56, found he was stuck fast when his wife Valentina 51, had a muscle spasm as they romped in a position known as the "deck chair".

After failing for an hour to free themselves the red-faced couple dialled paramedics in Kalhuga, central Russia, for help.

Docs could barely stop sniggering as the couple arrived at hospital still locked together in the position, rated only "moderately difficult" in the ancient India lovers’ guide.

Deck chair - or Indrani as it’s traditionally called - involves the woman drawing up her knees so her feet are jammed under her partner’s armpits.

This is a censored photo of the Kamasutra pose - uncensored does not work here ( naughty naughty) as I have young visitors too even though sometimes I post adult jokes like this one.

Read the whole story by The Sun (UK) at the link above.

Worlds Tiniest Comedian Is ????? Also Desi !!

2009-04-23T06:14:00.000-07:00

Ajay Kumar is riding high after being officially recognised as the world's smallest leading actor. the tiny Indian comedy star, who is just 2ft6in tall, has found his way into the Guinness Book of World Records after starring in more than 50 films over the last 13 years.

Now he is aiming to take on the world after proving size doesn't matter.

Better known by his stage name Unda Pakru, the tiny star has become a household name in his native Kerala.

Having earned fame and a small fortune through his acting, Ajay was even considered an eligible bachelor by families keen to find a good husband for their daughters.

His marriage in 2005 to wife Gayatri, who at 5ft1in is more than twice her husband's height was broadcast on local television across India's southwestern states.

'We had a traditional arranged marriage,' said Ajay.

'My mother was looking for a match for me when our neighbour said she had a relative with an educated and beautiful daughter.

'My mother arranged the meeting and I liked her, so we got engaged.

'My five-month-old daughter is a normal size like her mother, so I am very happy.

Read the full story below -

Full story

World's Oldest baby is Desi !!!

2009-04-23T06:10:00.000-07:00

This was one pf the funniest reports I have ever read - its twisted humour but LOL its so unimaginable almost like a bad PJ.

Jerly Lyngdoh — who lives with his farmer parents in Meghalaya, northern India — looks like any other tot with his tiny head and delicate 2ft 9ins long body.

But when he opens his mouth he reveals a full set of adult teeth.

[Source - The Sun UK]

Read whole story at the link below -

Oldest Baby

Funny T Shirt 's

2009-04-18T22:48:00.000-07:00

Funny T Shirt 's

Starbucks Cafe In Goa ???????

2009-04-16T07:00:00.000-07:00

All those AMerica returns or ABCDS will really get this one !!!!!

Strabucks is a very popular coffee house chain in USA ( like Baristas in India) - LOL

Trains in Recession

2009-04-16T06:56:00.000-07:00

Times of Recession and economisisng has led to multiple peopel travelling on the same tickets in lesser trains. HA HA HA Saw this at desiboys hilarious !!! This gives overcrowded and travelling on open tickets a whole new meaning :-)

Road Trip to Nirvana

2009-04-16T06:52:00.000-07:00

Saw this photo of buddhist monks travelling on a SUV - Road trip to Nirvana ?? talk about times of recession and economising !!!!

Bill Gates Coffin

2009-04-12T00:17:00.000-07:00

Bill Gates Coffin - LOL - HA HA HA

The Kamasutra Font

2009-04-12T00:15:00.000-07:00

The Kamasutra Font - look carefully its a font with Kamasutra type positions - innovative !!

Hand on Sreesanth's crotch !!

2009-04-12T00:10:00.000-07:00

A different take on cricket amd cricketers !!

Hand on Sreesanth's crotch !! Is this for real ???? I think its photoshopped - anyway it hilarious - LOL - HA HA HA

What happens when you mix Coca Cola with Mentos ?

2009-04-09T21:50:00.000-07:00

What happens when you mix Coca Cola with Mentos ? - you would not beleiev this !!! I am never drinking coke with mentos again !!

Best Google Ad Ever

2009-04-09T21:48:00.000-07:00

Best Google Ad Ever ????

Spiderman Ganesha Idol

2009-04-09T21:46:00.000-07:00

I could not understand whether to cry or laugh when I saw this a while back in the newspaper !!

No Entry - Beware Ghosts and Dogs

2009-04-09T21:41:00.000-07:00

I thought this was hilarious - LOL - its an actual photo of a keep out trespassers sign on a gate in Pune.

photo credit [Mr. Desi]

101 Uses for Raw Meat

2009-04-09T21:39:00.000-07:00

101 Uses for Raw Meat - yucky !!!

The Desi Air Wars

2009-03-20T07:51:00.000-07:00

The Desi Air Wars - LOL

Aishwarya Rai Scare Karo

2009-03-20T07:49:00.000-07:00

Desi Sponge Bob

2009-03-20T07:46:00.003-07:00

Amitabh Bachchan in Istaar Vaars

2009-03-20T07:43:00.000-07:00

Bura Na Mano Holi Hain

2009-03-20T07:41:00.000-07:00

Bura Na Mano Holi Hain

Rural India in 2020

2009-03-20T07:39:00.001-07:00

Rural India in 2020

Rahul Gandhi - Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayege

2009-03-20T07:36:00.001-07:00

ICICI Bank Toilet With A View

2009-03-20T07:35:00.000-07:00

ICICI Bank Toilet With A View - I wonder who all are allowed to pee here ?

Pencil Sharpener for Indian Tax Payers

2009-03-20T07:33:00.001-07:00

Pencil Sharpener for Indian Tax Payers